The Infamous “Welcome to My Blog” Post

Hello, world! Ooops! Err… Hi, everyone! Welcome to my brand new blog! (Hm… that wasn’t too original either.)
What’s the best way to start a blog? How are you supposed to write your introductory post?
While I hope you don’t follow my (bad) example above, I can’t really criticise you if you do, because my initial [...]